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Washington DC

A very bizarre city with a largely African American population. Very high cost of living in certain area's. Very high crime in most of the city actually most of the crime occurs in Northeast to Southwest that is 3/4 of the city. Not all of northwest is all great and rich either. As a matter of "FACT" The District of Columbia has had a higher crime rate than New York City and Los Angeles CA since 1995 till now (2008).the city has all of the dumbest tourist from around the world jam packed into this city. We got our own slang out here like no where else (Lunchin, Joe, Bamma, Ja) as most cities do. And our own way of eating Chinese food (Mambo Sauce not available in Baltimore or surrounding Virginia). And our own style of music,(go-go). Overall one of the best cities to live in. Filled with nightlife, packed with nightclubs. And one of the highest AIDS rates in America (35.5 per 100,000.) For a funny way to see how bad D.C. really is go to Spotcrime.com or Google in compare crime rates and see for yourself. WELCOME TO D.C.
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(guy from Baltimore): Lets go to the carry out in Washington DC homie.

(guy from D.C.): This nigga like JA mayne aight lets go to the cuurrry out I need some chicken wings n Fried rice Yoounngn. Why you weerinn that hat nigga you look like a Bamma Joooee.


(Guy from Baltimore): Yo, afterward let's go to Cerice house out therre.

(Guy from D.C.): Hell Nah Joe, that bitch burn't me and gave me HIV Youngn.
by youngggn July 5, 2008
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To enthusiastically talk about one subject for an extended period of time. Originated in Salisbury, England at a company called 4com.
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Wanking Hankie

A piece of material using to collect sperm after wanking

Can be used numerous times, although washing after each use is suggested
Don't touch that, It's Ali's Wanking Hankie
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Washington monument

a large pointed object that is a last resort during a female alien invasion it is used to pleasure the large alien queen and cause a earth/alien aliance
Person1-did you know what the washington monument is used for

person2- no why

person1-you dont want to
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Washington Redskins

Having a team called the Washington Redskins didnt get a guy in Minneapolis murdered by a cop. Neither did having a Confederate Statue in a Southern town. The cop did that on his own, and Confederate Statues and sports were not on his mind when he killed George Floyd.
The Washington Redskins have about as much to do with George Floyd's death as a penguin has to do with ISIS, yet the name didnt change until after all the bullshit around George Floyd's death spread like a wildfire.
by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020
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walking dead

A zombie show that is the bomb if u don't like the walking dead u don't have a life and r stupid they have the hottest people on it including rick the Cherf and Daryl Dixon the hottnes person ever he is a badass they are in a zombie apocalypse and a lot of there people get eaten by zombies or die giving birth like Lori ricks wife and there's a gurl with a masheti and put in threw some guys face if u don't watch the walking dead u should start one get to watching
Walking dead has a lot of blood zombies and violence for kids 10 and up
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chocolate wanking sticks

Deirdre twanged herself off to daytime tv with the help of chocolate wanking sticks.
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