by your locald DEEAALER April 11, 2020
Get the alfie wood mug.Guy: Look at my house
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
by banananman November 1, 2023
Get the birch wood mug.Pooping in the woods has two definitions
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014
Get the pooping in the woods mug.bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner
the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate
if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate
if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9”
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
by UrMum.com October 24, 2020
Get the bullers wood mug.“This girl gave me burnin’ wood last night after dinner, she made spicy curry and gave me a blow job afterwards, it burnt like hell”
by PapaSmurff69 November 2, 2021
Get the Burnin’ Wood mug.drew wood is the most amazing guy in the whole world he has an amazing personality and is a sexy beast. he likes to surf and skate which just makes him so much hotter. he has shaggy hair, tall and a teddy bear. he is so forgiving and will love you forever. he is a romantic with pure intentions. never let go.
by yourmomgayforme June 11, 2019
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