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what not to wear

A fascist TV program where people who actually have the guts to have their own style and be non-conformist individuals, have all their old threads/duds tossed in the trash by shallow fashion conformists Stacy London and Clinton Kelly.

As the two fashionistas/fascists carelessly dispose of the ambushed person's wardrobe in favor of the same sort of yuppie scum clothing that they wear (this means high heels {medically proven to cause bone deformity} for women and three piece suits for men. Nothing particularly modern here folks) they barate them with insults and never even donate their old clothing to charity (how shallow and self rightious can you get?)!

The show aparently started in Britain but the version I am currently describing is based in Manhattan Island, NY
Every episode (of What Not to Wear) features an "ambush" style confrontation and makeover of a man or (more often) a woman who has been nominated by their friends as particularly unfashionable.

All the bad feelings created by What Not to Wear keep me from watching it. But I must admit, I do find Stacy London to be very attractive, in spite of her bad taste in clothing and overzealous tude.
by Miskatonic Jack 2 September 9, 2006
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warship

1) the obsession with war
2) the bush and nixon administration, who think war is the answer for everything
Cheney's a warshipper.
by Adam Henaghan August 23, 2007
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Queafing Wars

The act of various females going into a room and blowing air through her vagina to see who makes the loudest noise.
Girl, Queafing wars at my house tonight:)
by Paper2546 October 25, 2011
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wear your boobs

when you aren't quite sure what to wear out on a date, or out with your friends, or to your next big event...so you work what you have and wear a really low cut top or something with lots of cleavage to distract men from what you're wearing.
"OMG, Karen...what the HELL am I going to wear to the bar on Friday?"
"Screw it. It's hot out. Wear your boobs."
by tamtamcracker September 25, 2009
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Warsow

Set in a futuristic cartoon-like world where rocketlauncher-wielding pigs and lasergun-carrying cyberpunks roam the streets, Warsow is a completely free fast-paced first-person shooter (FPS) for Windows, Linux and Mac OS X.

Speed and movement, that's what Warsow is all about. Like a true cyberathlete you jump, dash, dodge and walljump your way through the game. Grab those power-ups before your enemy does, plant the bomb before anyone sees you, and steal the enemy's flag before anyone knows what's going on!
I was playing Warsow the other day. I shot a pig with a rocket launcher while performing a walljump. Good times.
by oxn June 5, 2010
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Wearing a big hat

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess
Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.
by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010
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Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.
"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"
by Parrotti July 22, 2018
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