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I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!
by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017
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Tyler: no i have a doller
Sam: i wana smoke and thats not gonna get us shit
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Sam: i wana smoke and thats not gonna get us shit
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by Sam631 August 4, 2009
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by Research.nett November 5, 2019
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For every added sexual partner a person has, the divorce rate skyrockets, and marital happiness also decreases. Statistically speaking. So a person who statistically wants an approximately 5% divorce rate vs. a 50% divorce rate, would be waiting till marriage versus sleeping with 3-4 people.
For every added sexual partner a person has, the divorce rate skyrockets, and marital happiness also decreases. Statistically speaking. So a person who statistically wants an approximately 5% divorce rate vs. a 50% divorce rate, would be waiting till marriage versus sleeping with 3-4 people.
Bob: Damn that dude is sexy as fuck, he probably gets all the girls
Tyler: Yeah he's waiting till marriage
Bob: but what about sexual compatibility?
Tyler: If sexual compatibility was an actual issue and not an anecdotal talking point, you would see it reflected in marital happiness statistics, and yet it isn't.
Bob: Huh, I've never thought about that, guess I'm ignorant
Tyler: Yeah he's waiting till marriage
Bob: but what about sexual compatibility?
Tyler: If sexual compatibility was an actual issue and not an anecdotal talking point, you would see it reflected in marital happiness statistics, and yet it isn't.
Bob: Huh, I've never thought about that, guess I'm ignorant
by ZEutect September 18, 2021
Get the Waiting till marriage mug.In the capitol of new york lies a large open park where people come to see plays, bring dogs, jog, skateboard, play tennis and basketball. Also a good place to smoke blunts.
Dude 1 "Yo lets go downtown"
Dude 2 "Dead ass I dont feel like goin that far. Why dont we just go smoke a fattie and skate the banks at Washington Park?"
Dude 1 "Word"
Dude 2 "Dead ass I dont feel like goin that far. Why dont we just go smoke a fattie and skate the banks at Washington Park?"
Dude 1 "Word"
by Dan Jerz October 6, 2008
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