wit wash

verb: to wit wash, wit washed, wit washing.

Wit washing is the act of utterly destroying an opponent with a single weapon of wit. Usually occurs when an intelligent and modest person is provoked by an ignorant asshole.

Note: Not to be confused with unoriginal, snarky remarks. Shit like that will land you in the asshole category. Ex: That's What She Said, Your Mom etc.

Dumb Bitch: "Since when is 'vag' an insult?! If I said "she's such a scrotum!" it would probably hit you funny, so think about how it feels to people who posses the body parts that you are using in a derogatory way. Thanks!"

Brian: "Don't have to be a dick about it"

Impressed crowd concurs: Wit Washed

by queensupreme March 11, 2011

Whale Wash

When a very obese woman lays on a bed and 5 or more men cover her in there jizzz...thus washing the whale.

yea man...sorry i didn't call you back last night...i got invited to a whale wash last minute.

by adiesle July 9, 2011

hand wash

When a Girl/Guy gives a hand job in the shower.

"Oh Jimmy, I loved that Hand Wash you gave me last night in the shower," Micheal said happily.

by Captain buttsexy November 27, 2013

Trans Wash

The process of adding trans people or views to history or previously created content.

people stating that native American culture has always had more than two genders is Trans washing history. although the fact is that the 2 spirits nonsense was only made up in the 90's.

by Aust_Neil November 25, 2022

Mexican car wash

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.

I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.

by mrskunkbutt October 25, 2017

white wash

a boring white person

man that guy is so white wash

by IGGY SCREAM September 11, 2007

Go and wash your brain out

A phrase often used by an angry spouse when their partner has described an inappropriate situation that they have been thinking about and the spouse would rather they didn't.

Peter: I'm just thinking about dem chicks! Dey were well fit! Banging!

Barbara: Go and wash your brain out!

by Barbara Peters February 6, 2010