Virginia

Home of Virgins

I live in Virginia, that means I am surrounded by Virgins

by yoathe April 10, 2022

west virginia playboy

A family photo album.

I saw a picture of my hot cousin in in a west virginia playboy.

by Buzzard lips February 20, 2021

Virginia

Virginia is a Mid-Atlantic state located in the Eastern United States. Virginia's capital is Richmond which is the city where Patrick Henry gave the "Give me Liberty or Give me Death" speech. Virginia has lots of history and is given the Nickname "The mother of Presidents" as eight US Presidents were born in Virginia. Virginia has Hot Summers and Cold Winter and has regular snowfall but significantly less than far northern states. Virginia is located along the Chesapeake Bay and is considered to be in the Chesapeake region along with Maryland.

Washington D.C is located in between the states of Virginia

by MaryElizastar0427 March 11, 2021

West Virginia Mouse Trap

When you are driving with your toothless sister and she is giving road head, the steering wheel is lowered effectively trapping her head in your crotch like a mouse in a trap.

My sister got caught in the West Virginia Mouse Trap

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

Virginia Burrito

When you’re about to fuck and you don’t have condoms on hand but there’s a tortilla in the pantry.

“Oh shit I don’t have any condoms on me” - Chick
“Don’t worry, I got some tortillas in the pantry - we’re about to Virginia Burrito this” - Dude

by notsjolie April 9, 2021

Send Virginia

Random Indian guys Autocorrect.

Indian guy: Send Virginia and Bobs
White Girl: umm what?
Indian guy: SEND BOBS AND VIRGINIA
Dababy: Less goo

by 10th State of the USA April 12, 2021

Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021