When you're sitting down in the shower and puke on your own dick, the force of which causing you to simultaneously shit yourself.
"Hey, what'd you do last weekend?"
"Oh I was sick. I took a Virginia screenshot and the putrid smell of my own failures combined in the steamy air, as I watched the wretched pair mix and dive down the drain I could think only of my shortcomings. In that moment I was truly at my lowest, and I made a promise to myself and god that I would be a better man."
"Oh. I'm uh, sorry to hear that."
"Fret not. You mustn't take blame for my failures, but accept the lessons my tales yield"
"Oh I was sick. I took a Virginia screenshot and the putrid smell of my own failures combined in the steamy air, as I watched the wretched pair mix and dive down the drain I could think only of my shortcomings. In that moment I was truly at my lowest, and I made a promise to myself and god that I would be a better man."
"Oh. I'm uh, sorry to hear that."
"Fret not. You mustn't take blame for my failures, but accept the lessons my tales yield"
by AECH.exe December 30, 2024
One of several groups of thugs in the Bone Thugs song Paper Paper that would actually be hard to find in real life, along with the New Mexico thugs, the Wyoming things, the Montana thugs, the North Dakota thugs, and the Maine thugs. It seems more like they looked at map for states that didn't go together before they made the song, though people can see the humor in that. It's hard enough to find a black person in Maine or Wyoming, so they must have a group like AA for thugs to let them know they are not the only thug in their state, a Thugs Anonymous group.
Bone thugs- Where my West Virginia thugs? Are there any of you in the house tonight?
Audience- We've been looking for them too, and so far we haven't found anyone that fit that description.
Audience- We've been looking for them too, and so far we haven't found anyone that fit that description.
by The Original Agahnim May 29, 2021
When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.
by Hamilbone January 01, 2023
A girl who when in a group of people acts extroverted and shit but when you talk to her 1 on 1 she says 1 word for every 5 sentences you say. When she has time alone she'll pull out her phone and scroll through Twitter/Instagram, if you ask her what she is looking at she shuts off her phone and tilts it away with a guilty look on her face. She is a straight A+ student and will complain if she has less than 105% for an overall grade.
Person: Hey Virginia! How you doing?
Virginia: Shitty.
Person: Well uh, what are you doing?
Virginia:
Person: What I'm doing is just reading this book.
Virginia: Don't talk to me, my English grade is at a lowly 101%
Person: OMG! that is so good! I could never
Virginia:
Person: Your so good at English you know?
Virginia:
Person:
Virginia: Shitty.
Person: Well uh, what are you doing?
Virginia:
Person: What I'm doing is just reading this book.
Virginia: Don't talk to me, my English grade is at a lowly 101%
Person: OMG! that is so good! I could never
Virginia:
Person: Your so good at English you know?
Virginia:
Person:
by SnowHikari April 30, 2022
by yoathe April 10, 2022
Virginia is a Mid-Atlantic state located in the Eastern United States. Virginia's capital is Richmond which is the city where Patrick Henry gave the "Give me Liberty or Give me Death" speech. Virginia has lots of history and is given the Nickname "The mother of Presidents" as eight US Presidents were born in Virginia. Virginia has Hot Summers and Cold Winter and has regular snowfall but significantly less than far northern states. Virginia is located along the Chesapeake Bay and is considered to be in the Chesapeake region along with Maryland.
by MaryElizastar0427 March 11, 2021
A pure gorgeous girl who is independent and kind. She is someone who you will love if you're the right guy, she is social,
But get her too mad she will punch your face. So WATCH OUT!!
But get her too mad she will punch your face. So WATCH OUT!!
by Virginia D September 14, 2021