raunchy twat

A female that is in dire need of a vaginal cleansing. Not just any gross clam, one that might even be harboring some of the most dangerous mythical creatures. Also disgusting enough to keep away the maybe onlookers. It is a eye-opener of a sight as well as is viewing two straight men having sex, one not so much enjoying it as the other.

Geena: "did you see that raunchy twat in room 28?"

Mike: "yeah!, so disturbing I kept looking at it. Once I finally got away, i've been having nightmares ever since."

Genna: "that's fucked up."

by thetryplethreat November 16, 2010

Twat Roast

A large amount of females gathered in one place, a lot of times around food.

Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.

Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.

by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011

Twat Five

A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.

n. I want to slap that girls twat five
vb. I am going to give that girl a twat five

by Tilt Tubesock November 17, 2010

Twat stamp

A tattoo across a woman's pelvic bone, above the vagina or twat.
Like a tramp stamp, but in the front, above the vagina instead of the butt.

Person A: "You know that girl over there? when she has a bikini on, you can TOTALLY see her twat stamp!"
Person B: "Don't you mean tramp stamp ?"
Person A: "No, she has one in the front, too!"

by TheGaugeQueen April 23, 2014

twat swatter

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.

Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!

by smarties37 May 12, 2014

salty twat

used to describe a sweaty vag can also be used to describe a person who is very rude or annoying

person1: "shut up you salty twat."
person2: "what?"
person1: "oh my god stop i can taste the salt."

by amberkaytlyn October 30, 2015

twat nag

A person seen as obtaining or trying to obtain sexual contact with a female in a metaphorically "naggy" manner. The tendency to try so hard to attain snatch access could be mis-construed as rapey behaviour.

It didn't matter how many times i said no, he kept asking me to come back to his room for a 'night cap', he's definitely a bit of a twat nag

by Jam Warm October 6, 2016