tube steak tarzan

homosexual, queer, of the cock sucking variety
Yo that mothafucka is a damn tube steak tarzan swinging from a hairy love vine.
by f disp June 07, 2003
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kids learning tube

a kids channel that everyone likes (yes all the others dont teach real education)
kids learning tube: im your brain part of the central nervous system your craniums my home and if you wanna learn then listen
by pseudonysu April 14, 2021
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Tube of Ice Cream

Ice cream that comes in a tube. The old fashioned way of eating ice cream. Ice cream becomes more tasty when eaten from a spiral wrapped tube. Introduced on the west coast circa 1936. The tubes, which are filled at the factory, are provided with a tape permitting the tube to be torn as the ice cream is eaten. Inserted in a special waterproof compartment in bottom of tube is a small napkin permitting all traces of stickiness to be removed from the fingers.
Guy 1: Yo I'm really hungry for some ice cream in a tube. You got any?
Guy 2 & 3: Are you stupid? They don't make ice cream in a tube.
Guy 1: Uhhh... Yeah they do. I'm going to get some now.
Guy 2 & 3: Have fun!
Guy 1 comes back with a tube of ice cream: Yeah see... what did I tell you guys? You guys are the stupid ones now.
by Albus Grimley March 24, 2010
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orifice tube

another word for the male organ. dick.
he stuck his orifice tube into every orifice on her body.
by stuart ivey February 27, 2008
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Slut Tube

Jesus Christ on a stick, did you see that slut tube Jess was wearing??!!
by EmmyIsAwesome June 06, 2010
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noob tube

When some fucktard feels the need to kill with a grenade launcher or bazooka on COD because they were accidents born on the M20 and have no skill
Fag, fuck you, bitch u just noobed me, noob tube
by taylorkid111 March 01, 2012
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slippery tube dude

A common internet name for the snake

its somewhere in the middle of nope rope and boop noodle
Person 1: Oh heck it's a danger noodle!
Person 2: No man it's my slippery tube dude
by Hater67876 May 14, 2019
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