Tomato Baseball

The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.

“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”

by Jakerthememebaker August 4, 2021

fucking tomato

What you look like when you see your salt

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato

by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019

Bowl of tomatoes

A toilet bowl filled with period blood after a woman has had their period without a tampon

Wow did you just have a bowl of tomatoes

by Yellowstar April 7, 2015

Tomato

A red vegetable

HAHAHAHA "Tomato"

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus August 12, 2023

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.

My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.

by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023

tomato

A 1920's term for a hot, sexy woman.

"She's a hot, ripe tomato!" "Huh? Grandpa, are you hungry?"

by anonymous January 20, 2023

tomato boy

The kind of guy who pretends he really wants a tomato (a girl that exudes confidence) but really just wants get her in the bed, and will leave her the second she gives him what he wants.

That fudging tomato boy told me he loved me and wanted to be with me but left as soon as I gave him my love.

by It girl energy August 6, 2024