by Shrute Farms March 01, 2010
sad poet boy from the 60s who drank too much and should've really stopped with all that lsd
part of a hugely influential band, the doors
the marlon brando of the music industry (media making him out a lot different than he actually was, very rebellious, a bit of an asshole)
needed a goddamn haircut
typical poet
alcoholic
bit of a dick
unsure if he is actually dead??? lets dig up his grave
liked to scream a lot
born december 18, 1943, melbourne florida
'died' july 3rd, 1971, in paris france
lived on rooftops in venice california for six months, his only source of food was LSD
part of a hugely influential band, the doors
the marlon brando of the music industry (media making him out a lot different than he actually was, very rebellious, a bit of an asshole)
needed a goddamn haircut
typical poet
alcoholic
bit of a dick
unsure if he is actually dead??? lets dig up his grave
liked to scream a lot
born december 18, 1943, melbourne florida
'died' july 3rd, 1971, in paris france
lived on rooftops in venice california for six months, his only source of food was LSD
"has anyone ever gotten arrested on stage before??"
"yeah jim morrison did. he got maced by a cop because he was making out with a girl backstage, and then went on stage and told the story and cops got pissed off and arrested him for trying to incite a riot, fuckin wild man."
"yeah jim morrison did. he got maced by a cop because he was making out with a girl backstage, and then went on stage and told the story and cops got pissed off and arrested him for trying to incite a riot, fuckin wild man."
by jim-whorreison June 06, 2015
Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.
Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.
Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.
by evildave January 23, 2011
Sudden urge that your bowel movement wants to 'Break on through to the other side!' only to find it floating lifeless a moment later.
by Chico B Man August 12, 2011
by Woodchuck March 19, 2005
by noah wangster June 26, 2003
Jim the Closet Demon is the expired soul that was split into two and now lives in an inter dimensional state within all closets. Jim is non binary and uses he/they pronouns. Jim is insecure about his abnormally small hands and will be offended when you mention them near him. It is belived by some (the underground colonies) that Jim the closet demon is in love with the Turtle Queen. Many supporters of Jim the Closet Demon worship him. Jim appreciate sacrifices, especially children and will be kind to those who are kind to him.
Person one: why is there a small handprint in my closet?
Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.
Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.
by Turtle in a box September 01, 2022