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100 Ducks

I read an argument in a comments section; it was about one large duck or 100 ducks being the more formidable foe. Which would be more easy to defeat...100 ducks you are surrounded...no, a large duck it has superior strength---just think about the size of its enormous duck bill!...No, 100 ducks they could work together to exhaust you...absolutely not! I would destroy 100 ducks in a fight easily even grabbing a single duck to beat other ducks.

Well, that is the idea. But then also, 100 ducks sounds familiar and real so the point is "100 ducks" is like some stupid encounter just pecking away at your humanity. Have you ever felt with Lawyers or better yet have you ever done bills and auto pay has some problem, ever completed charge backs, or filled out an intrusive form with personal information requests? Well, "100 ducks" describes how you feel when you are in that stressful situation-- a total joke situation and you are the only person that understands the real problem where there are all these people making the situation worse not better--that is the "100 ducks."
This is absolutely ridiculous; "stupid and evil" seem to always "win." It's like I am being attacked by "100 ducks."

Gee, I love the noise! Please drive your dumb ass noisy motorcycle past my house at 2 AM OMGOSH "100 ducks."
by FredFreid June 6, 2018
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Duck SHit

Duck shit is closely related to the saying that is some Bull shit but it has more of a meaning.
Brandon: im going to the party
Brittany: No your not your staying home
Brandon: Fuck no that's some duck shit
by Posiedon of nazarath June 6, 2009
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moon duck

a female so ugly that she look like the moon and a duck had a baby then that baby fell from space and hit every branch on the ugly tree on the way down, but she think she is a dime.
man shawty at the club was bangin' but when the lights came on she look like a moon duck!
by INSANErIp2174 November 14, 2014
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duck sauce

The sweat that builds up on the taint during athletic activities. May be used as a substance in horseplay between males.
That guy just wiped some duck sauce in that guy's face.
by B1RDMAN August 13, 2006
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Break the duck

To break one's duck means to do something for the first time.
Guy 1: I think I'm finally going to go to the dentist.

Guy 2: So your going to break the duck huh?
by LiverpoolFan March 22, 2009
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Daffy Ducking

Going totally out of control, hitting every button, flipping every switch, twisting every knob, but never the right one, all at once! Untill the crash. Like Daffy Duck in panic mode.
How Daffy Duck acts while in a panic mode. Looking like your Daffy Ducking the operation.
by Broadcast TV Guy December 1, 2013
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Duck-ass

A person whom you date or are associate with that you are ashamed and/or embarrass to bring around your normal friends or family forcing you to duck or dodge them when you drive by. Most Duck ass people are jobless, wannabe gangsters that use women to pay their bills and drive their cars.
Is Katie still dating that duck-ass nigga from her job?

Kelly: Why do I get hurt by these guys? They just use me!
Jim: Cause you are attracted to duck-ass people.
by dragonlp2004 September 26, 2010
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