sloppy bacon

Leaky and dripping.

That Nicola Simpson, she's a right sloppy bacon

by Ergosum June 22, 2016

Bacon Umbrella

A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.

Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.

Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.

by MilkingBerry May 9, 2016

take a bacon

To openly steal someone's partner.

"Listen mate, I don't mean to take a bacon, but your girl's all over me."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."

by JamesBacon October 10, 2016

i'm not into bacon

A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-

by The fangirl freak February 1, 2017

Bacon Fluffernutter

Donut + Bacon + Peanut Butter + Marshmallow = Diabetes

Dude: I had a bacon fluffernutter at the Minnesota State Fair.
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!

by “Sneaky”Gay December 14, 2019

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020

Bacon Head

Someone with extremely greasy hair.

Ruby: I could fry chips on Ffiôn’s head it’s so greasy! She’s such a Bacon Head!

by TamagotchiGirl January 31, 2020