tune the guitar

Twist a females nips as if you were tightening the strings, meanwhile with your off hand you str the females vagina as if it was a guitar

I'll be over in a bit Steve my wife needs me to tune the guitar, it's sounding strange

by xXCMADXx December 20, 2013

Guitar solo

When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand

My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo

by longrod79 September 12, 2020

guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.

"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"

by Hugh Mungi December 18, 2016

Amish Guitar

When you take fishing hooks with string on it and stab it in your partners vagina the you tie the string to her ears while you penetrate deep

Bro, I gave my girl and Amish guitar last night.

by TheRealManThatCan April 4, 2024

guitar g spot

When you are playing guitar so good you give people arousal and they orgasm. You can also give yourself an orgasm if you play good enough.

Guy: oh man that guys getting my guitar g spot *SQUIRT*.
Girl: Eww FREAK!

by CornCobKnob September 6, 2013

strip guitar

A game invented by a guitar teacher to motivate students to learn their chords.

Jared: Ok Jill, you are not practicing enough, lets play strip guitar….. if you do not know a chord I request you must remove one article of clothing. U know, I remove one article.

Jill: I am going to be an expert!!

by 2littlebooboos March 13, 2024

Fast Guitars

A bunch of misfit golfers

Look at those Fast Guitars, yet another double bogey

by USG Association August 3, 2024