Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Charles Rodgers was born on December 2, 1983in Chico, California. He graduated from Chico High School and then University of California, Berkley. Aaron plays professional football for the Green Bay Packers. Off season, he likes to play golf, work out with his brothers (Luke and Jordan), travel, and go to Milwaukee Brewers games. He and Clay Matthews, a linebacker fornthe Green Bay Packers, are good friends and hang out often. Aaron is not married, but likes redheads. He is often seen in the "Discount Double Check" State Farm commercials. He drives a Ford F150, and likes to visit his summer home in San Diego. He's a beautiful boy :)

Person 1: who's that hottie playing for the packers?
Person 2: oh, you dont know? Its thier quarterback, aaron rodgers! Isnt he cute?!

by Builtfordtough December 9, 2012

Aaron Burr

Aaron Burr is as much of a dick as George Eacker and would make great Hamilton killers

Aaron Burr shot Alexander fucking Hamilton

by Mah nahm ihs ahlexander hahmil August 10, 2019

aaron clare

An "Aaron Clare" is something you give your dog in order to put it down.

We gonna have to give Ol' Bessie a fat Aaron Clare because she bit old man Spazz.

by Conrad Karl September 5, 2016

Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".

Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"

by Hattimus July 7, 2023

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

aaron rosengarten

A well read person who is a complete pussy while around any girl who happens to be his girlfriend. A dream chaser.

Dave can't come out tonight because his girlfriend said no. He's a total Aaron Rosengarten.

by HiImDudets June 13, 2019

Aaron Rodgers

A crybaby

Friend: Pass the ball. Quit being such a ballhog
Me: oh stop being such an Aaron Rodgers

by defferyjahmer69 September 3, 2023