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Spank

An act of demolishing somebody's father in a board game
Shay I can easily spank your father in the 30Seconds game
by Idk_Chad_or_something October 21, 2021
mugGet the Spankmug.

Gutter-Spank Ham

A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.
Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.
by Hooknbook September 15, 2020
mugGet the Gutter-Spank Hammug.

spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.
Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.
by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019
mugGet the spank a cougarmug.

Stank And Spank

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.
“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”
by eternalsadness January 30, 2022
mugGet the Stank And Spankmug.

front butt spanking

A girls vagina is called a front butt. Something you can spank
(Front Butt spanking) I’m so horny I’m going to spank your front butt.
by Mama Pete October 19, 2018
mugGet the front butt spankingmug.

Spank shit

A term used by individuals or a singular individual to indicate they really blow that pipe
That boy Anthony really spank shit.
by Asher adams January 23, 2025
mugGet the Spank shitmug.

Spanking Nog

Silly Ahh name for Beating The Wife
Dude, If she threatens to leave, Just start Spanking Nog
by Jank Botiko Fan February 20, 2025
mugGet the Spanking Nogmug.

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