Pull Away Pet Syndrome

Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!

Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Teacher's Pet

The teacher's pet is like satan. they will remind the teachers about homework and you will want to murder him

Teacher's Pet: TEACHER YOU FORGOT OUR HOMEWORK!!!
Tod: SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO

by Jesus Christ?! March 9, 2023

National Littlest Pet Shop Day

October 7th is National Littlest Pet Shop Day!

Get your loved ones a meaningful gift such as a Littlest Pet Shop toy or throw a Littlest Pet Shop themed party to celebrate this wonderful day!!!

Today is National Littlest Pet Shop Day. I am going to give you a Littlest Pet Shop toy and party to show I care. Giving you a Littlest Pet Shop on National Littlest Pet Shop Day shows I care.

by hot mom38947 October 6, 2023

Pet The Bison

Fingerbanging a chick with a LOT of pubic hair. Like, 70s bush.

"Darlene has a real 70s bush so I decided to pet the bison." "When I gave Darlene a hand job it was like I had to pet the bison"

by Marshmallow_Poptart August 20, 2019

Eddie's Pet

A redhead with a collar and a lead.

Shannon is Eddie's Pet

by Solomundy September 8, 2023

Ghabbie - Pet

A Fluffy Looking Pen that is rainbow and can wear balls as an accessory. This species is called "Ghabbie"

I got a new pet.. Ghabbie - Pet

by daddyroblox December 27, 2020

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021