jason bahr

a total weenie.

oh yeah man, that guy is such a Jason Bahr

by adamjackson&jason69memefilms December 21, 2017

Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.

My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her

by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017

Jason Eide

Someone with a tiny dick.

“Trust me, it’s not small. I’m not a Jason Eide.”

by UnbornFetus March 1, 2018

jason shoestring

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.

person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !

by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023

Shaina+Jason

The perfect couple you will ever meet in your life. If you meet one, go up to them because they might just make you the 3rd.

You saw that Shaina+Jason couple right? Kinda cute tbh, especially the Shaina girl’s eyelashes.

by bunnyhead October 11, 2021

Jason greenwood

Jason were do I start he is the nicest person I have ever met he is kind genourous loyal amazing and all round perfect he is everything I need and everyone wishes they have a Jason greenwood he is so funny I could die and I don't know how to describe it but he just makes me feel some type of way away that I can’t live without so if u ever meet Jason greenwood hold him close to ur heart and never let him go cos if u do you will DEFINATLY regret it

Who is the nicest person u know

JaSoN GrEeNwOoD for sure :)

by 3bannasinpyjamas October 19, 2022