Horny Macho

noun. A male who thinks he is God's gift to women. Often found wearing very tight tank tops or no top at all. You can usually see him perusing the hair product aisle at your local store or at the tanning salon. Drives any shiny car with a loud after-market muffler. Usually found in packs of more than one.

Last night at the club, a serious Horny Macho dry humped my leg.

by Ahr January 9, 2009

horny eagle

This is a sex act in which a couple are having casual sex in the doggystyle position then just before the man climaxes he pulls out, stands up, spreads his arms as wings, and caws as he releases onto the woman.

"i suprised my girlfriend with the ol horny eagle last night"

by KevinTheSpeedWeed May 19, 2018

Horny Elephant

When you shove your knee-cap so far up someones ass, it feels like a elephants giant cock went up your anus.

Dude, i cant go riding today cause i gotta horny elephant from tiffany.

by samthewhale February 23, 2009

Food Horny

to be in serious crave of food. you really want to eat alot of food, usually junk food.

at the party john was very food horny and spent most of his time eating the party snacks.

by rubberooster November 25, 2011

Horny alpaca

When your not horny at all but pretend like it to be cool

Steve: Man I'm so horny right now!
Craig: Alright, your definitely a Horny alpaca
Steve: Dude...

by kentird34 June 22, 2010

horny puppy

A term of endearment, but also to indicate someone who is completely insatiable

Man, that guy is one horny puppy.

by final5150 February 22, 2010

Horny Squirrel

To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel

"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"

by laresistance August 25, 2014