simp cult

that one cult from ds (diesel) discord that only had like 2 members.

simpette: aha wanna join my simp cult?
some random guy: sure
simpette: cool
simp: cool

by GamerGal17 November 24, 2020

oat cult

we worship cults here. our all-mighty god is called Mr. Oatboob. if u want to join our cult, u must send us a video of u showing us ur boobs while pouring oats on them.

I am apart of the smeggsy oat cult where i throw oats at people.

by oat lover ally April 28, 2021

Honk cult

Created by a.i.troopers (AleXa stans) after a car honked in her live.
Honking is now the first priority in life.

Høñk

The cult tiktok acc is @oghonkcult and also check @marisatiny on twitter because she created the fancam

I am part of the honk cult

by schneggi December 23, 2020

Sé cult

Once upon a time, there lived a boy called Neo. He started using sé after every word he said. His apsé followed him and then slowly others followed the path too. As more and more people used sé, the power got to his head and he became the sé tyrant, creating the sé cult. "Soon... This world will be filled with sés... Mwuhahaha!" Before the sé cult could take over the world, it disappeared like magic. No one knows what happened. Some say they gave up, some say they got captured and some say they've been killed. Though, legend has it that the cult is still around, waiting to be revived again.

"Hey kusé, what should we call thisé?"
"We shall call it the sé cult of coursé"

by that other witch :b September 1, 2021

Cult

A group of wackjobs who believe in some claims from a random guy

"Are you sure this isn't a cult?"
"Do you want to be left behind when the UFO's come pick us up?"

by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025

CBT Cult

We workshop cock and balls torture + Nosh Rice likes kids

Wow cbt cult

by Noah Rice January 29, 2024

Cult

A cult consists of a bunch of band kids that have started a cult. They gather around in the band room and perform rituals such as brass tuning, percussion playing, wood wind chants, and worshiping the band directer. The leader of the cult is usually the drum major.

"Hey guys! It's the band kids! They look so boring"
Band kids:"JOIN OUR CULT!!!"

by MissMorgueOfficial00 October 6, 2017