The act of placing ones penis inside of a man/womans asshole and then tossing yourself off inside their rectum.
by L1ttle J1mmy January 8, 2018
The sexual act of having anal sex with a man/woman, then forcing your hand within their rectum (with your penis still inserted) then tossing yourself off to completion.
by L1ttle J1mmy January 9, 2018
don't be such an british tea cup
by KetchupCake April 26, 2017
A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez April 2, 2016
1st guy:"Jack did a British Jackson with Ellen."
2nd guy:"Oh really, for how long?"
1st guy:"56 seconds."
2nd guy:"Wow!"
2nd guy:"Oh really, for how long?"
1st guy:"56 seconds."
2nd guy:"Wow!"
by funkypimp May 11, 2011
The act of driving on the left side of the road at night with all lights turned off in and outside the car.
by Jessica Sanchez September 23, 2022