ninja jack

The ninja jack. The act of jacking off silently (quickly in most cases) and without those around you knowing that you had even done so.

Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Girl: "Hey, so anyways my day blah blah blah"
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"

Ninja jack successful.

Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"

Almost.
by The Noob Tuber April 02, 2010
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Ninja Balls

Ninja Balls are the inhalable food invented by Ryan J. Reynolds in Episode 28 of WillyousignmyCast that you throw down onto the ground like an actual ninja ball, let the smoke/mist fill the room, and ingest the flavor of your favorite foods as opposed to actually spending large amounts of money on the foods themselves. For example: Hot dog, pizza, salad, pork bacon, shark and sharktopus.

WARNING: 40% alcohol content...
Ryan: Ninja Balls are the way of the future.
Brian: Ninja Balls are the way of the STUPID.
Ryan: That's like saying you can't do the printing press or the telegram because it's impossible. Ninja Ballin' like a mothaf*cka!
by SuperHotBoyCleaning August 20, 2010
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sorority ninja

A girl that a sorority says 'FUCK NO' to but then somehow ends up on the bid list. Basically sneaks into the sorority, like a ninja would.
Fratdaddy: 'Holy hell, how did that squirrelly looking girl get into (insert hot/good sorority here)'?
Slampiece: 'She's a sorority ninja. We don't know either'
by shadypi October 25, 2010
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Code Ninja

Someone who has excellent knowledge in many programming languages. One does not need to use documentations of the languages.
Jack: "Can u code with PHP?"
Daniel: "Are u kidding me? I can code with C++, C#, Python, Delphi, Pascal, HTML, CSS, Java, JavaScript, ActionScript, Lua and a few others. W/o books ofc."
Jack: "OMG, u must be a code ninja!"
by MadDeveloper October 08, 2011
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Sharpie Ninja

One who sneaks an attack at the neck with a sharpie.

Though there are many ways to accomplish this a true Ninja will come from behind his target and assassinate him.
Zack must have gone Sharpie Ninja on the entire school because everyone I see has the Mark of the Ninja.
by Luke Loukas May 29, 2008
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Rubber Ninja

Australian Flash artist. Hilarious voice actor and all around funny guy.
See:
Flash
Joanime
Cycon
Smiffy
When the Hell will Ninjer finish Van Helthing 2?
by Onislize May 13, 2005
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ninja

First name.
Based on the spanish / portugese "niña", meaning "girl", "maid" or "little one".
Rarely found all over Europe.
Me: My name is Ninja.
He Your´re kidding, don´t ya?
by NinjaA November 22, 2005
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