Take it to a two

verb- To lower the volume of your strange antics

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

taking a nash

Defecating.
To have a bowel movement.

Man, I have to take a nash right away!
Be right there after I am done taking a nash.

by AuroraO September 27, 2010

Taking Length

To receive sexual penetration from a penis.

Although this can relate to any size of penis it is commonly used to refer to well endowed penises.

That friend of yours likes taking length

by Ooitslovely August 26, 2021

take a bacon

To openly steal someone's partner.

"Listen mate, I don't mean to take a bacon, but your girl's all over me."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."

by JamesBacon October 10, 2016

Take a Valium

chill the fuck out bro. a phrase meaning simply to calm down as one would do when taking a valium or any other sedative.

Guy: *pissed about something stupid*
Guy 2: bro chill out take a valium or something

by _#%^*> October 31, 2022

Taking 40

You are taking forever or you taking to long.

You taking 40 to respond to my messages

You taking 40 to get me

by Folksnem44 November 29, 2019

To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010