shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

poopy man tv

a man on tghe = pooptv lol

poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopy maaaaaaaaan tvvvvvvvvvv is so poopt =y tv poopy man tv

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

tv repairman

Used a lot in the mafia and crime culture, "TV repairman" is slang for "hitman".

Yeah, we've contacted the TV repairman....he'll take care of the "job".

by Gartica January 22, 2024

Thursday Night TV

Thursday Night TV is boring, therefore Thursday Night TV is used to describe boring things.

Frank: "Hey! son, look at that ride!"
Timmy: "Dad I'd rather watch Thursday Night TV"
Frank: "Boring piece of shit..."
Timmy: "What did ya call me?!"
Frank: "Nothing son!"
Timmy: "You wanna Go!"
'gun shots'

by MEGAZOR January 23, 2010

tv eclipse

when your settled down to watch tv and your partners legs or duvet blocks most of the screen

a quiet nite watching tv in bed is blocked by your partners body,you can see some of the tv.....maybe half or even just out of 1 eye....in all cases you are experiencing a tv eclipse

by menofearthereaper April 8, 2011

tv...gh0st

tv...gh0st is the best mutual I’ve had :) he usually interact,or like my comment

tv...gh0st is a camp camp content creator

by Thebest3000 July 1, 2021

TV friend

People you see on television so often you come to see them as your friend.

That Mindy had me in stitches last night, that girl is my best TV Friend!

by Cubil April 24, 2014