trippery

trippery: either tripping out or when you don’t see a surface and fall over it anyway

i.e man i’m going through a trippery one or i.e that surface was trippery

by emilykenton January 21, 2019

Triple Bypass

A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out

I shouldn’t have eaten all of those wings last night. I accidentally gave my girl a triple bypass.

by sherwinre April 19, 2019

Triple Charlie Tango

A yearly canoe/kayak trip taken down the majestic Cedar Creek in cedar jungles in the Kingdom of New Jeruz. This is not a regular canoe/kayak trip, this is trip where a group of specially chosen salty derelicts kick the ever loving shit out of their livers whilst a smile and grin are ever present. Physical Fighting your group members is often tolerated and sabotage of watercraft is encouraged. Insults and drunken humor are the only means of communication with this surly bunch.At the end of this day nobody says goodbye and there is little or no speaking whilst leaving the rendezvous point until the next year.

Last year I got so lit at Triple Charlie Tango, I woke up next to a shaved pig, I didn't even notice that I was staring into mirror.

by King Jeruz July 28, 2019

Triple Hado

Like a Donkey Punch but with 3 hands

I triple hado'd her last night she didnt even wake up

by General dea7h August 2, 2019

Triple-Double

Three successive dumps requiring two flushes each.

The food at basketball camp was so bad, I had a triple-double on Tuesday, and a double-double on Friday.

by stall2 October 25, 2019

Triple Goose

The act of drinking Grey Goose Vodka while wearing Golden Goose Deluxe Brand sneakers and a Canada Goose winter coat.

Mike: Did you see Hannah at the club last night she was doing the triple goose?

Frat bro: I just want a sorority who does the triple goose

by NJB/JAP February 22, 2021

Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.

Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.

by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021