Failed^2

When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.
Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.

Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.
by Kurt Austin February 25, 2011
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urdic fail

After reading some words and their definitions on Urban Dictionary, you start to realize a lot of things on the site are bullshit and should have never made it onto the site. This is known as an urdic fail.
Yo, did you read the words of the day on Urban Dictionary today?

Yeah, pretty lame shit. All urdic fails.
by Katya Eye November 28, 2015
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Transitive Fail

In many ways like a chain fail, but which tends to propagate down a line like a domino effect. That is, if when A fails then B fails, and when B fails then C fails, then if A fails, C fails.
Because Adam didn't fill the car up with gas, his girlfriend, Becka couldn't get to work on time. Because Becka couldn't get to work, she could not add the sales figures to Craig's presentation. Because Craig did not have the sales figures, the client fired Craig. Craig, in turn, reported Becka's habitual tardiness to management, which got her fired. Because she was fired due to Adam's lack of forethought, she subsequently dumped him.

Since when Adam failed, Becka failed; and when Becka failed, Craig failed, Adam created a transitive fail.
by BANZ111 October 04, 2011
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Epic Fail

GTA Youtuber Theprofessional`s favourite word
by JOSHUAYODOG May 08, 2022
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Fail bisquit

Phrase used to describe a person, place, thing, act, or event that has drastically failed.
"Dude, you're such a fail bisquit for not catching that." or "This whole trip was a fail bisquit because of the blown tire."
by McFeely Inc. March 01, 2010
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Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail
by Mail moment July 20, 2023
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99% will fail.

What a stupid idiot says on Facebook posts to get attention.
What is 1 + 1? 99% will fail.
by Mici Macko October 06, 2018
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