Carseat Thief

Somone who like young children under 6 and are still in car seats

Carseat thief likes young children in carseats

by jakelonglikesmen May 10, 2011

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012

Pupil Thief

The best movie ever made starring the one and only Nicolas Cage. It is a trademark of Niall Corp. People generally now use this term to something that is totally awesome.

Person 1 "Man did you see that triple back-flip the guy did on the shark!"
Person 2 "I know man that was a total Pupil Thief!"
and
Person 1 "What movie would you say is the best movie ever?"
Person 2 " Pupil Thief of course! Why did you even have to ask that question?"

by RagingFire2010 August 1, 2013

Sushi Thief

The person up train of you on the sushi train that steals your chosen plate or plates.

Differs from a sushi hog and sushi ninja by quantity and selectivity.

-- Tina Yothers just sat down and she has already robbed me twice. What a Sushi Thief!

by xhoochx March 17, 2014

poon thief

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.

'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"

by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014

gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.

Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.

by bruuuh March 12, 2015

Drama thief

A person who steal someone's drama

I stole his drama and his money, and his girl friend as well! he is now a loser. I am a bad drama thief!

by Goodchild May 14, 2015