Spastic Homie Disease

When a homie jumps about with odd movements, habitual ticks, and stares into space or at your breasts all while adjusting his pants. Pretends to be busy jumping about but tends to get nothing done.

Pros:

Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.

Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)

Chaquim: Yo bro, what is yo homie on, dude? Man he is like a tick on a dick.

Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!

by Big Dick Mel July 9, 2011

On My Dead Homie

If A Nigga Say “On My Dead Homie” That nigga is lying Please don’t believe that nigga

On My Dead Homie Ian Cheat on Ha Or On My Dead Homie I’ll Boom Yu

by Na Bandss March 26, 2023

Gay Best Homie

If you already have a gay best friend, and someone else wants to be your gay best friend, call them your gay best homie.

Him: "Don't you already have a gay best friend?"
You: "Yeah, but that's my gay best homie."

by officially_bitch September 16, 2019

your homie a brony

a forbidden roast that can reset the universe if ever said (WARNING: BE CAUTIOUS WHEN USING THIS)

you: your mom gay
friend: your dad lesbian
you: your granny tranny
friend: your sister a mister
you: that's it, you've made me no choice
friend: wait, wut?
you: I'M GOING TO DO IT!
friend: No... DON'T SAY IT!
*breathes in*
you: YOUR HOMIE A BRONY
*universe explodes and resets*

by youomegalul69 March 16, 2018

Ur homie homo

The greatest insult of all multiverses. 1000x stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.

John: Lol ur mom gay

Sam: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Sam: ur homie homo

John melts into particles of dust and falls to the core of the earth while entering hell and suffering from the pain

by random_dude_on_urbandictionary September 13, 2018

homie hookup

Although Anthbropologists have observed such brohavior as early as the Broman Empire, the homie hookup is a relatively new classibrocation of brolationship categorized by 2 (or more)bros who engage in one-time or temporary sexual brolations, without any brommitments or dating arrangements.
These brolationships are often temporary, less they blossom into a full on bromance.
Typically initiated by the alpha bro towards a bro of mid to low brocial status in the brocial dominance broarchy.
Currently illegal in the Broviet Union, yet bros have brolitical heavyweights such as Brobama, Bro Biden, and Brope Francis strongly defending the rights of bros at home and aBroad.

add it to your brocabulary.

"If ye bro asketh ye for a blow, do not give him a snake. That's selfish. Blow and ye shall be blowed ten times over"
-the bible

"When yo bro aks annova bro u kno for him to be him ho"
-A wise old bro from whence we do not know

For female bros see breast friends

"Us bros take an annual broad trip in the subroru crossbrover every Febroary, and you know when the brotents go up and the brotanks come off there’s no telling what kinda homie hookups might go down in brotown”

by anarchocapy March 13, 2018

do it up homie

Do it up homie is a legend, a prophecy. It involves living your life to the fullest and making the most out of every situation. It includes setting a goal and acheiving it no matter what the circumstances are. Do it up homie is a life style, so live it. Do you feel the legend?

Do it up homie at da Joey Harrisons

by Kaitlyn Holler January 9, 2006