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Jason Payne

The most genius person in the world. He will smile and talk to you, but you will figure it out that you don’t really understand what the fuck he is saying. He can remember 210 of the Pi in a FREAKING morning!!!
William: Hey, you know Jason Payne?
Frances: No?
William: Damn, he is the most genius person.
by Mr.Slug March 16, 2021
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MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
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jason shoestring

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.
person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !
by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023
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Jason Eide

Trust me, it’s not small. I’m not a Jason Eide.”
by UnbornFetus March 1, 2018
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Jason Tang

Guy with literally the most humongous cock on the planet, even though he's Chinese... Legend has it that it grew 6 inches over night
Nobody:
Jason Tang: Bruh I got the biggest dick on the planet lmao
by BBC Bason April 22, 2019
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jason bahr

oh yeah man, that guy is such a Jason Bahr
by adamjackson&jason69memefilms December 21, 2017
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jason tan

Big fat boiiiii vro
Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot
by Ya boii Jason May 29, 2017
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