dirty jaci

That one freaky cat lady who the slap of her ass cheeks alerts the guards because she’s dummy thiccccc. She could throw that ass back in a circle and cause a worldwide seismic wave. She also got cute cats and could run me over.

Damn if only the world had more dirty jaci’s

by Yarma April 16, 2020

Dirty Pasandu

The act of misreading coordinates and travelling to an incorrect destination in the game of Minecraft.

Bruh please help me I pulled a Dirty Pasandu and ran out of firework rockets while looking for the woodland mansion.

by Barbeno September 2, 2021

dirty Reginald

In the middle of intercourse you pull your condom off and slap it on your partner’s face as if it was a monocle

Last night I gave my girl a dirty Reginald... now I’m single.

by Folacio van minibic May 21, 2018

dirty callum

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

by princepillip68 June 6, 2021

Dirty Braiden

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body

It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night

by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020

Dirty Doritoes

When you eat Mexican food and the next day you fart and it smells like nasty Mexican food and shit your brains out

Damn Josh! Your ass is dropping dirty doritoes you stink! Yeah it's the bad Mexican food I had

by Disel2013 April 12, 2019

dirty durf

This act happens when you wrap the girl up in a towel and spin her like a top on your shlong until it’s unwrapped and repeat the act until finished.

“hey mom, can you grab me a towel so i can perform the dirty durf on this solid 8?”

by longshlong68 October 19, 2020