life

Something you don't have because u suck

my life:*insert picture of something exploding*}

by that one person that somebody May 24, 2018

Life

Something I Don't Have, That your Parents Give You.

Me: Mom Your Bad At Jokes.
Mom: I Gave You Life!

by Fiddlestxcks May 14, 2019

Life

Worthless; What you're wasting right now; What no Fortnite players have

Wanna hear a joke?
My life

by IKNOU March 11, 2019

Life

A disease with a 70-80 year survival rate.

Person 1: Yeah, I contracted life.
Person 2: Woah man, me too!

by BillyMcSaggyTits January 14, 2018

Life

The product of pointlessness getting shame preggo

Life sucks and if you disagree go fuck yourself.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe May 3, 2018

Life

What God gave you

Enjoy your life... not lyfe no one will pick you up.

by WhyUTakeMeName;-; September 30, 2017

Life

Absolute shit.

Me:what is the definition of life?

Friend:Absolute shit.

by Ashley Candycorn June 13, 2017