take a loop

Is taking a crap. Hey Patrick I have to drop by the house and take a loop.

Hey, give me minute I have to take a loop.

by Chasedog1 September 15, 2019

Taking a Bailey

The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).

"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I will work tomorrow."

by baileyyyyyyygurl October 15, 2012

To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010

Taking a Vick

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work

McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"

by J-Blacky April 6, 2014

Take it in the Brown

the art of taking any object or body part up your rectum.

"don't cry, don't frown, just take it in the brown!"

by Cervantes107 April 10, 2012

Take an Emilie

To jump off a roof in order to avoid the Exams.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ole?
Person 2: No, what did he do?
Person 1: Well, he planned to Take an Emilie.
Person 2: That scum!

by captainelekid1337 May 17, 2014

taking the clunge

When a gentleman cautiously re-engages in sexual activity after a period of abstinence . From the saying "taking the plunge"

"Come on Man, you got to get back out there and get some pussy , it's been 4 years!"

"You're right! I'm gonna to get all dressed up like a pimp coz tonight I'm taking the clunge."

by Grim Mark June 3, 2017