bored sword

A man engaging in masturbation.

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Sworded

A newer baseball definition/unrecorded stat popularized by Trevor Bauer, it describes getting extremely jammed on a pitch and not being able to finnish a swing

"Eric Sim got jammed on a high and inside fastball"
"Joe Kelly just threw a wicked 2seamer with a crap ton of run, couldnt help but get sworded"

by Some random baseball guy February 19, 2024

Boy Sword

A young male with an erection

I was wrestling with my friend Alex when he stabbed me with his boy sword.

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding

Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.

by Dane Miller July 16, 2018

Death by swords

It is a sexual encounter where you get stabbed in the back as they also penetrate your anus with their penis

Becky ended up in the hospital due to preforming Death by swords.

by Planet_milfs May 12, 2022

Death's Sword

Deaths Sword Is a serrated blade with a flat key like form.

Death's Sword

by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021

Kitchen sword

A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers

Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword

by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022