My eyes are sweating

A retarded way of saying that you’re crying

Me: “are you ok?”
Person: “my eyes are sweating so obviously not”

by Anonymousbitch:) September 20, 2019

R.E.M. Ass Sweat

The sweat an individual’a ass produces during REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, the deepest state of dreams...

When you wake up after a deep sleep with swamp ass you know youv’ve got REM ass sweat.

Dave: Don’t go in my bed, I get R.E.M. Ass Sweat when I sleep naked, it drips.

Jim: bro I don’t really care, this blanket is really warm

by Slavid February 17, 2019

Sweating out of Shame

A Persian expression, Sweating out of shame refers to an individual who is so ashamed, his face turns red & starts sweating

I was sweating out of shame after my wife caught me cheating

by R.Ham May 28, 2019

Save your sweat

To not do something.

Save your sweat.You've done enough for today.

by BlackPohatu October 21, 2016

Minnesota Sweat Lodge

When you fart while driving and the heat is on max amplifying the smell. Lock windows for best results.

On the way to deer camp, Bob gave us a Minnesota Sweat Lodge and I nearly died.

by Dinkodare October 15, 2017

sweat band beanie

The art of having sex with a girl with a bro while one male is wearing a beanie and the other male is wearing a sweat band. One dick in mouth one in vag and girl loving it. Usually leads to pregnancy.

Doyle totally sweat band beanied that chick with Andre.

by Quiett September 14, 2007

grey sweats day

november 22 is grey sweats day. all guys wear grey sweats on november 22

“dude why is everyone wearing sweats?”
“bro is grey sweats day!!”
“oh damn, i wore jeans 🥺”

by crazydino99 November 21, 2019