Ultra Straight

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.

John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay

by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021

Straight-Queer

Someone who acts gay as hell, but is actually really straight.

Syd is actually not gay, he’s just a straight-queer.

by Boozy Gang March 11, 2018

straight bananas

something crazy, or outrageous

Have you heard the new Clips record? Its straight bananas

by BigBCOD December 2, 2022

Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021

Damn straight

You need to get off urban dictionary, damn straight🙌

Me: I have no life
My nonexistent friends: damn straight

by Damnstaight July 27, 2019

Straight Edge

(n.) Straiht edge is the term coined by Ian MacKaye (lead singer of the early 80's punk band 'Minor Threat'). To 'have the straight edge' one must hold a great responsibility for his/her actions and most commonly not get involved with casual sex, drinking, smoking, or any other substances (living a drug free life) some straight edgers even go vegan (or become vegetarians) being straight is just more of a philosophy on life; a religion focusing on strength, self-preservation, and self-respect, some may call it.

unfortunately, many people are beginning to see the straight edge as the popular thing to do and is now, more than ever, just a trend

1) Ive got the straight edge!

2) sXe, XXX

by Jon Awesome December 30, 2004

super straight

A person, usually a man, who is a closeted gay with a piss kink. They go by the term "super straight" to identify each other so they would know who to have sex with, and who to send nude photos, videos of them pissing or drinking piss to.

"Did you know that Davis is super straight?"
"Lmao, what a queer."

by Miumybeloved March 14, 2021