sponge bob square pants

to live in a pineapple, under the sea

Aqua Man

by Poppin Fresh April 26, 2003

Square Dance

4 Way Dutch Rudder. Much like Russian Roulette.... somebody will get shot.

Grab your partner by the hand while listening to Starland Vocal Band. Square dance!

by Dr. Dutch February 1, 2009

Square Donkey

In polish, a saying meaning "idiot".

"You're a square donkey!"

by Sebastian32 November 3, 2008

square circle

A logical contradiction.

Based on the interpretation of the Libertarians Against Capitalism, this phrase would have to be considered a logical contradiction, like "square circle."

by AustroLibertarian-UD May 18, 2010

Squarecut

A hair cut usually applied to young males, it is basically in the shape of a box spiked at the top and faded on the side

Did you see Pauley D, his Squarecut is awesome?
I'm gonna get myself a Squarecut.
That guy's Squarecut is totally hot.
I think every guy on the Jerseyshore should have a squarecut.

by YUGGIB September 5, 2010

Square root of two

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.

John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.

by SweetMotherOfPearl July 3, 2011

square boots

When you insert the penis in the vagina and when you jizz you jizz in her nose make her sniff it and then smack the back of her head

Wow what a square boots that was perfect

by Pleanis March 9, 2015