sitting on the router

When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.

My dad was sitting on the router by playing 2142 this morning.

O rly?

Yea.

by Anotymous July 20, 2008

Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010

shitting myself laughing

to laugh harder than when you piss yourself laughing

that was hilarious , i was shitting myself laughing

by urbandic77 August 16, 2014

shitting out

When one goes out of their apartment to take a dump in a public restroom to prevent toilet paper usage in their own apartment to save toilet paper, and in turn, money. The opposite of eating out.

Boy let me tell you, I've been shitting out at my college's bathrooms and it has really paid off for me.

by Kersplakastani October 11, 2016

Shitting And Pissing

The act of pissing and shitting simultaneously.

Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan

by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020

sitting up

In jail/locked up. Used as slang to reference experiences of being locked in a cell with nothing to do but sit up and think.

“Judge gave him 20 now he’s sitting up, sad story man”

“Most the niggas I grew up with are either sitting up or gone” - A boogie

by Black mass January 13, 2021

shitting cum

It's when you shit out cum after taking it up the ass

man i've been shitting cum all night

by Poop cum fart April 6, 2021