by PetorCheator February 28, 2024
Get the Garrick Speakmug. When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.
Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.
by JudeMer April 28, 2009
Get the speaking shakespearemug. A structured ass nigga with no need to speak aloud about his accomplishments.
Some examples of bosses don’t
1. You see a guy talking to the girl you smash. You don’t need to speak up because bosses don’t🤫, you know what you’re coming home to
2. You see a goofy nigga flexing 3k cash but you don’t have to make him feel like a fool cause you got big cash in the bank.
Disclosure:
Bosses don’t speak, but they do teach.
Let’s say you’re friends with a nigga who gets no bitches. Coach my guy how to get bitches. That way , the whole team eats.
Some examples of bosses don’t
1. You see a guy talking to the girl you smash. You don’t need to speak up because bosses don’t🤫, you know what you’re coming home to
2. You see a goofy nigga flexing 3k cash but you don’t have to make him feel like a fool cause you got big cash in the bank.
Disclosure:
Bosses don’t speak, but they do teach.
Let’s say you’re friends with a nigga who gets no bitches. Coach my guy how to get bitches. That way , the whole team eats.
Damn that nigga low key with it👀 bosses don’t🤫
Damn that nigga got mad bitches on his dick, bosses don’t speak
Damn that nigga got mad bitches on his dick, bosses don’t speak
by Whostherealowner October 4, 2023
Get the Bosses Don’t Speakmug. "Speak to that": Usually asked as a question, does one have carnal knowledge of another. Synomymous with "Have you taped that?"
by --A June 27, 2005
Get the speak to thatmug. John, as usual, would making such outrageous statements that were not true, everyone felt he was anal-speaking again.
by Compendium-of useful info November 15, 2025
Get the Anal-Speakingmug. Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
Get the To speak with a customer service representative, press 9mug. it’s like a drunk bum on the street… fucked up and talking shit, mainly to themselves . Think shadow boxing alone with his shadow
He paced the sidewalk like Luke Skywalker gone rogue, spewing hobo speak—gibberish laced with fury, cursing the sky like it stole his last smoke.
by Billy Pang March 31, 2025
Get the Hobo Speakmug.