Crank that Soulja Boy

(vulgar, slang) An extremely painful ejaculation.

Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

arlo's soulmate

Marz<3:)

omg have you seen arlo's soulmate, he's so fine i'd do anything to be marz's

by bigblackguy;) November 17, 2022

Ahi's soulmate

ractically loves Snowflaking, she's too emotional, and doesn't know how to handle love, my advice is she should stop sugarcoating her feelings and embrace love a second time. That way she can be happy always & forever.

Oh is that Ahi's soulmate,

- yeah he's so handsome & patient.

Oh yeah I think so.

by Loveworld May 3, 2023

Paul's Soulmate

Paul is a 16 year old boy from the New York area. He loves playing instruments in his school!

When he looks for love, his soulmate is the first one he sees!

Paul's Soulmate is Sophia, a 15 year old girl who also is really into band!

If your a guy named Paul, your soulmate is a 15 year old girl name Sophia!!!

Sophia is Paul's Soulmate

by johniscoolyk December 15, 2024