Snow Angel

When you pull out after having sex while she is on her period and your bloody dick and ballsack accidentally hit the sheets leaving the impression of a snow angle.

Her (after period sex): "How bad is the mess...??"

Him (admiring the sheets): "I only left one Snow Angel this time and it's freaking HUGE!!!"

by Phunny Phuckers September 2, 2019

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Snow Ghetto

When you are completely unprepared for any winter weather storm. No 4 wheel drive, no all wheel drive, no ice scraper, no snow jacket, no snow boots!

Yo dog, I feel bad for Brian. He’s out there in his timbos and T-shirt cleaning off his 2 wheel drive civic with a broom. It’s a foot of snow out there He’s snow ghetto!

by E-wheezy-F-Baby January 4, 2018

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California snow

The ash that falls from the sky from all the fires constantly going on in California.

Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?

by maddytheweirdo August 19, 2020

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tit snow

the tik tok where it didnt make sense

"tit snow is not coke in this case"

by princesscrown September 24, 2020

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After a long day of school, going home on a cold winter evening, and going straight to sleep, we wake up, to see the holy rays of light right on our bed, as they guide us towards the window, where it's a snow wonderland. Quickly, we turn on the TV, and watch the news broadcast, as our school is suddenly closed. In great joy, we don't have to worry about the PTSD that we're given. It's a blessing from god himself, for the loyalty of those who have survived school without committing suicide or running away.

The idea of the snow day itself is basically when you've reached nirvana temporarily.

I looked outside this morning, and there was suddenly a snow day.

by disgusting_toenail_clippings September 16, 2017

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