Hit the Sausage

A euphemism for masturbation.

After not hooking up with his bosses hot daughter, Adam went home and hit the sausage.

by Blaine Becker October 19, 2010

german sausage

a penis of german heritage

for justen leingang love sarah

a german kid with a penis has a german sausage, "who you like some german sausage?"

by sarahjeanne November 23, 2004

grinding sausage

slang term for sexual intercourse, used in the 1930s-40s.

"Well Johnny, after me and the boys shipped out of Saipan, we took some shore leave and went about drinking and grinding sausage with some Chinese whores. It was the bee's knees! Now go tell your dad to take me back to the home. It's salisbury steak night."

by Malik June 20, 2006

sausage clit

A vagina with an abnormally large clit. The clit will sometimes resemble a baby penis, or the head of a penis. Women who use steroids generally have a sausage clit

Did you see the porn "One night in china"? That China chick totally had a sausage clit.

by patrico January 8, 2008

not a sausage

Colloquialism: "nothing at all".

Comes from English slang; exact origin is unknown.

"There's nothing in the fridge," said Richard. "Not a sausage."

by Dennis The Tiger January 31, 2005

sausage jockey

a person of either gender who likes a lotta dick.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

sausage fest

unfortunately, most of my friday and saturday nights

consisting of a bunch of guys hanging out with no females in sight for miles

Me: hey hannah wanna come over and chill with me and my boys
Hannah: nahh i cant im busy tonite
Me: FUCK another sausage fest

by shmools May 28, 2007