Anna Nicole Smith yourself

when someone overdoses on prescription drugs

dude take it easy, you dont wanna anna nicole smith yourself.

by shitsmear March 14, 2009

Emmitt Smith

The Greatest Running Back of All Time. Played for the Dallas Cowboys for 13 Seasons, then went to the Cards for 2 seasons.

Emmitt is a PIMP. Thats why he's the all time leader of rushing yards.

by C-Bo March 20, 2005

gerald smith

gerald smith is, hot
and he is a gangsta
and he is real nice
and real cool
he um, is a giraffe, a cool one

and he ordered a talking shirt
and likes ramen noodles
and faith hill
and pop tarts

gerald smith is cool cool cool school fool mool shool drool wool tool pool bool

by gangsta bee May 4, 2005

American Couch Sloth

A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!

Can you tune my guitar?

Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!

by Dave June 28, 2004

smather

1. To spread thickly: slather onions on the steak.
2. To cover with something spread thickly: bagels slathered with cream cheese.

The exotic dancer's chest was smathered with whipped cream.

by Tom F. January 22, 2005

alex-smith

The art of finding the remains of a period in public toilets. This leads to the failure to urinate in the same toilet and sometimes vomiting.

If you decide to go to the toilet in college after a female classmate and she has left the remains of a period in the toilet. You then return to your class looking sheepish and frightened. The symptons of this are clear and include:
pale face
fixed pupils
nervous twitch where they have failed to urinate
This is known as an alex-smith.

by unknown man December 15, 2008

Ass smother

When a Slut smothers her ass all over your face. You can barely breathe. This is supposed to be a punishment, but I view it as eating ass and seems really fun and sexy.

pornhub title: Sexy hoe gets revenge with Ass smother
How is that a punishment? I wish I got that.

by IwannnafuckKateUpton April 25, 2019