muffin smash

To force your vagina on someone's face.

"dude, we were just hanging out and the next thing I know I got muffin smashed. "

by High5yourcat November 3, 2015

Cock Smashing

When someone you know smashes your dick/penis with the bottom of their shoe.

Shyanne loves cock smashing me.

by dixluvr January 8, 2015

Bored Smashing

Bored Smashing is a youtube show made by a user called Plainrock124

guy#1 Hey dude! did you see the new Bored Smashing? He smashes a mario and luigi mario kart live! guy#2 NO HE SUCKS HE SHOULD DIE!!! guy#1 no

by Dr Flug November 4, 2020

Smash Hos

Noun, plural, slang.

Two girls, or hos(plural), who simultaneously engage in coitus with two Smash Bros (see Urban Dictionary Definition); the girls may or may not be playing Super Smash Bros at the time of coitus.

Logan: Are those them two smash hos we tagged teamed the other night?
Jeremy: Damn straight! When we fucked them I got my high score on Smash Bros.

by Definerator December 13, 2016

Smashing Poptarts

Masturbation.

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

by Spudkiller0803 December 9, 2009

team smash

the act of getting some buddies and hitting up a public bathroom with enough stalls for each, it should last approximately ten minutes. if one guy were to finish before another he would simply wash and wait all the while talking with the other brothers still taking care of business. Great for meeting new people and talking about more private matters

-Where were you guys? "we were taking a team smash!"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"

by ManikMonster May 7, 2010

Smash Machine

n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.

Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"

Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."

by Ting-Ting "Kandy Kane" Lee March 25, 2011