smash pig

A fuck pig, slam pig, a person with whom you would have sex with but never have a relationship with otherwise.

Naw I got nothing going on I'll just go hit up one of my smash pigs.

by Seraphiam February 26, 2017

Smashing Poptarts

Masturbation.

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

by Spudkiller0803 December 09, 2009

Smash Kidz

The term used by Bobby Budway to describe tacking people in football.

"Yo im gonna SMAAASH kidz today"

by Budway November 19, 2004

hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.

Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.

by Iain MacDonald July 02, 2007

Smash Bros

A bro you smash on a regular basis.

Synonym for "Friends With Benefits"
(Shoutout to Karoline for explaining it to me)

Person1: "Hey man wanna be Smash Bros?"
Person2: "Hell yeah, I'd love to be!"
*They became the best of Smash Bros"

by Virtually Lucid December 30, 2021

smash peice

Another name for your fuck buddy, friend with benifits, or just straight up bitch who you have hardcore sex with regularly.

Sorry i couldent come over yesterday, i was thumping my smash peice

by ~Massa~ August 28, 2006

Cock Smashing

When someone you know smashes your dick/penis with the bottom of their shoe.

Shyanne loves cock smashing me.

by dixluvr January 08, 2015