slipper tits

Breasts that hang that low the person could slide their feet into them and use them as slippers.

Look at that old grannies slipper tits.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

Polish Slipper

The act of jerking off into a sock and then either wearing it yourself or having someone else wear it while walking around.

Last night was crazy. I was buffing the banana and made my girlfriend a Polish Slipper

by KingsFullOfTwos November 1, 2010

Meat Slipper

A meat slipper is what a womans vagina resembles after sex. The loose, open and somewhat worn look of a vagina after sexual intercource.

"I banged that chick so hard you could have worn her pussy as a meat slipper"

"Look at the camel toe on that chick, someone turned that shit into a meat slipper!"

by Dekman August 26, 2006

Slipper Pooping

The act of putting on slippers in anticipation of being on the toilet for a long time, in order to be more comfortable while taking a time-consuming dump.

He ate a lot of Chinese food last night, so he's probably slipper pooping right now. Might as well be comfortable, right?

by Andy Spring June 6, 2011

slipper dog

A dog that is so small it looks like a nice and cosy, fluffy slipper.

"Wooh watch out man! That's not your slipper, that's my dog!"

"Sorry man, not my fault you've got a slipper dog"

by lozzdawwg October 31, 2018

toby slippers

A new and unusually unattractive pair of athletic shoes. Generally, but not limited to, incorporating high-tech materials or gaudy color combinations.

Jason has just declared himself a loser by wearing those toby slippers.

by rubber meats the road March 20, 2008

Comfy Slipper

The act of taking the extra skin of the penis, pulling it over you dick head and staple it together.

Yo, what did you do last night?

Well i got bored so i gave myself a Comfy Slipper now i cant piss.

by road dome tasty111 December 10, 2011