The Obese Seat

You can't fit in it if you are obese.

Aretha Franklin cannot fit into the obese seat.

by The Purple Unicorn June 14, 2012

Seat Snake

A seat snake is someone who snatches someone's seat when the original seat owner leaves to ex.) use the bathroom, get a drink, etc.

Person 1: Oh my god what a fun party. Its so fun, but I'm going to get another drink.
Person 2: Oh wow seat snake! *Snatches the person's seat.*
Person 1: Wow you are such a seat snake it's not even funny.

by AVeryStrongGaydar March 04, 2024

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021

polka dot seat belt

A seat belt found on many buses that can give you the power to make anything have polka dots.

I sat on one of these buses and I got polka dot pants because of the seat belt. I love polka dot seat belts.

by Polka dotter December 02, 2013

seat burner

The act of farting in a chair and producing a loud fart.

he is 100% guilty of unleashing that seat burner.

by marco28793 June 17, 2022

Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.

“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating”

by Gram gram June 04, 2019

seat

chair

i seat chair

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023