scaletrix

Refers to the sexual act of tying a woman to the ground and inserting a scaletrix track up her anus until it comes out of her mouth. This is then joined back on to the other end to create a circut. Much fun is then enjoyed using her as a tunnel.

I scaletrixed your mum.

by Supermeep December 27, 2007

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

This is what people use when they are giving out rates. Now, to many people, they can interpret their rating in many ways, but this is how I interpret it, and how I believe everyone else should too,

10/10: Undoubtedly beautiful

9/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
8/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
7/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
6/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
5/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
4/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
3/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
2/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
1/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
0/10: Undoubtedly beautiful

If you get a bms, that means "break my scale" so, also, undoubtedly beautiful. If anyone says anything along the lines of "ew you're ugly I'd never rate you", you should also interpret that to be undoubtedly beautiful.

"Can you give me a rate on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), ?"

"7/10"

"I am undoubtedly beautiful, awesome, thanks!"

by madlemon December 10, 2016

Scafe

Meaning 'everything is alright', sorted, all is well. A variation on the theme of 'safe', originating in East-Side Malpas, Da Port

'Scafe Clart'

'That draw's pretty scafe spa'

by God May 12, 2003

scales of misjustice

When a beutiful,sexy,hot, girl dates a complety lame,dorky and stupid looking guy.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.

man did you see those two? that chics fine and hes a tool...man now thats a perfect example of the scales of misjustice!!!

by sacred357 December 12, 2003

Scapism

Scapism is a girl who has a Terry complex and a total bitch to everyone who try’s to talk to him note she suck’s him off 24/7 and is always on her period it never end’s

DON’T TOUCH MY TERRY

Scapism is a girl who has a Terry complex and a total bitch to everyone who try’s to talk to him note she suck’s him off 24/7 and is always on her period it never end’s

by Shipwreck April 22, 2020

scooby scap

when you are home alone and you feel like watching p-ron you whip out your ying-yang six and scooby scap

Eron was feelin horndoggish so he scooby scapped in a fat chicks face.

by lump duck June 10, 2008

chictor scale

A scale for measuring how far you've gone with a girl.

Person 1: Man I had such a hot date last night.
Person 2: What all did you do?
Person 1: Let's just say it was at least a six on the chictor scale.
Person 2: For a first date? Impressive. Wait was she concious?
Person 1: Okay okay a four then.

by Zackson January 22, 2008