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National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*
“Happy Buy Malakhii something day“
“I bought malakhii a trackhawk
National Buy Malakhii something day is a day to celebrate and appreciate @xalakhii
by notageekr July 6, 2024
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National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*
National Buy Malakhii something day
by notageekr July 6, 2024
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...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024
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Believe in something

This expression originated from user_baproll of the S&P 6900 $spx (a crypto token with the stated goal of flipping the stock market).
by Spacefroot November 23, 2024
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Ref do something

When a nigga who chopped, gets with a girl out of his league. Also, applies to girls. It’s an act deemed impossible, and unfair.
John: «Did, you hear that Paul got a new girlfriend? »
Jayden : How bro, Dis nigga so chopped 💔
Ayden : « ref do something! »
by Acrobateea April 24, 2025
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Ref do something

When a nigga so chopped, but somehow gets a girlfriend 10x more attractive dan him. This is largely considered unfair and impossible.
John:« Yo I just got a new girlfriend! »
Unc : « how nigga u chopped asl, ref do something! »
by Acrobateea April 24, 2025
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