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strongbad

only the awesomest guy to ever type with boxing gloves.
"Dear Strongbad..."
by yaminekoshoujo April 29, 2003
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Strangle

Choke by putting hands or something else around the neck.
Strangle my mother and I'll spray your brains all over that wall.
by Rohan November 16, 2003
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strongbow dark fruits

UK reference for a teenage lad, often white trash, that enjoys drinking Strongbow Dark Fruits cider, a sweet, fizzy drink that resembles a soft drink rather than a proper cider. It tastes like Ribena, is 4% ABV, and gets you buzzing.

This basic choice of beverage is a national symbol of someone basic, the average hype beast, bucket hats, wavey garms, the sesh, and adidas-donning lad culture, and, of course, Wenger out.

A dark fruits drinker's cover photo, if it's not of the Gallagher brothers, will be of his football club's home ground with flare smoke creeping across the pitch, Champagne Supernova WILL be played at his funeral.
That lad, 15 years old with strongbow dark fruits in hand is slagging you off again.

Pour some out for the bang average Strongbow Dark Fruit boys. As you were JL x

He thinks he's a fucking Gallagher, reps dark fruits, and wants an Oasis reunion, says it all.

People need to realize "the sesh" isn't a few pints of dark fruits. It's still being off your face at 6am and having a convo with a lamp.

Pass a dark fruits mate, I've had four tinnies tonight and am still going strong.

The people that came up with "cracking open a cold one with the boys" drank dark fruits, without a doubt.

Oh, dark fruits. His love for the purple-coloured nectar of the Gods is undying and everlasting.
by polominty June 4, 2018
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Something strange for some change

A person (male/female) willing to pay you “some money” to do either sexual favors or sometimes humiliating sex acts.
“This older man walked up to me and Cynthia and asked “wanna do something strange for some change”. Cynthia was desperate for money and said yes of course.
by GxSpot February 8, 2019
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Life is Strange

The absolute best game you will ever play or watch. Chloe is a drug addict, Max is a hippie, Rachel is dead(oof) Kate is suicidal, Victoria is an asshole, Mark is a pervert, Nathan is a mentally damaged teen who is being used by Mark Jefferson to kidnap girls, and it involves time travel, a hick Oregon town of a few hundred people, and a huge waterspout.
"Life is Strange is the absolute best game ever! I don't know what fucktard would suggest otherwise!"
by Life is Strange- Poor Rachel February 1, 2018
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Happy stranger

When you sit on your hand to restrict blood flow long enough to put your hand "to sleep". Then you masturbate with it. It gives the sensation of a second party giving you an hand job, since you have no feeling in your "sleeping" hand. Also known as just "the stranger".
Jack felt bored all afternoon, so he sat on his hands and gave himself a Happy Stranger.
by FakeMeat June 4, 2007
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midnight stranger

When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.
I couldn't sleep last night so I induced a visit from the midnight stranger.
by Kp1336 November 23, 2016
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