Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.
Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.
Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.
Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.
by Andy Borne August 10, 2004
The act of defecating on your partners breasts. Then proceeding to lower and dip your ball sack onto the feces, rubbing the poo around. Then you take your poo coated sack and gently stamp it on your partners forhead twice in two different directions to resemble the 4 leafs of a clover. For a finishing touch use your index finger and swipe a poo line down the bridge of her nose creating the stem of the 4 leaf clover.
Last night I took a poo on my girlfriends chest, but it was our anniversary and I had to do something special so I gave that bitch an Irish Chocolate Stamp.
by Tebow's Youth Group June 23, 2012
Person A: "Does Michael have a girlfriend?"
Person B: "No - I think he licks the other side of the stamp."
Person A: "Ah, makes sense."
Person B: "No - I think he licks the other side of the stamp."
Person A: "Ah, makes sense."
by Captain Birds Eye's Son February 10, 2021
by scruffbag December 07, 2006
A man dips his balls in ink then slaps a women on the her forehead and then declares " YOU ARE NOW PROPERTY OF FRANKIE PRO"!!!!
WEHN WALKING DOWN THE STREET YOU SEE A WOMEN BEARING THE MARK OF THE FRANKIE PRO T-BAG STAMP. YOU SCREAM "DAMN THAT BTICH JUST GOT FRANKIE PRO'D"!
by DOCTOR RICHARD VON PRO July 21, 2009
by Mr. Thorne, but not rly January 17, 2010
Alycia: "Eh.. go buy me some grocries "
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."
by blackfeet09 August 02, 2010